For our flightless friends, delivery is a road trip. Same postal standards. More parking disputes.
GROUND CREW / DEPOT 01ALL FLIPPERS ACCOUNTED FOR.
THE LAST FEW STEPS MATTER.
01 / THE PENGUIN MOTOR POOL
Hand-delivered. Technically, flipper-delivered.
A rainy pavement. A dry letter. A familiar face at the door who would very much like you to admire his parking.
Fleet policy
No fish in the glove compartment.
Speciality
The last mile. And a very elaborate reverse park.
Customer service
Every doorstep gets the full professional waddle.
EXPRESS SERVICE. GENTLE ARRIVAL.
02 / OSTRICH EXPRESS
Big delivery energy. Small-bird consideration.
He refuses the van. Calls traffic “a personal choice.” Across the fields and up the gravel drive, even an urgent parcel gets a polite hello.
Route planning
Point at destination. Apply legs.
Special delivery
Happy to crouch. Unwilling to slow his stride statistics.
Management note
Please stop overtaking the van in the courtyard.
03 / PRIORITY PARCELS · THE DUSTY ROUTE
Important package. Unreasonable legs.
For deliveries that simply cannot wait for the next professional waddle. Securely tucked. Personally carried. Absolutely no regard for his own hat.Real speed. Very important bird business.
THE FLEET HANDBOOK
Several rules. All based on incidents.
Ground Operations is proud of its safety culture. Most of it was written on a Tuesday.
Not to another penguin. Not to another van. Not even if the other penguin looks remarkably similar.
Different altitude. Same dedication.
From the depot to your doorstep. Every delivery gets the full professional waddle.